📖 Money myths, checked
We published the study that says we are not psychic.
Real mechanisms, honest twists, and the astronomy, statistics and history behind the money myths. Credibility first, because a brand with a published null result has nothing to hide.
✅ Every piece teaches something true, and claims no return, edge, or prediction
⭐ Start here
🔭 The one that started it
The night astrology took a double-blind test.
A physicist ran the fairest test astrology has ever had. The astrologers helped design it. Then it came out to chance, and the result has held for forty years. Published in Nature, 1985.
🔍 The debunkers
Why your reading feels written for you
39 students rated an identical horoscope 4.26 out of 5 and called it uncanny. The Forer effect, and what it means for every reading.
Psychology
The billionaire conjunction millions of us share
A few billionaires have Jupiter conjunct Pluto. So do 600 million other people. A base-rate story about why the pattern is not the cause.
Statistics
The astrologer J.P. Morgan actually paid
Evangeline Adams read charts for Wall Street. The interesting part is what she was probably really selling: judgment, dressed as prophecy.
History
We really wanted the stars to pick stocks
Our own out-of-sample test, a thousand experiments, Buffett’s chart ranked dead last of sixteen strangers. The receipts, in full.
Our null result
📚 The traditions, explained
The money houses, for real
What the 2nd, 8th and 11th houses actually mean, and why house systems disagree.
Astrology
Your Life Path number and money
How the number is derived, what master numbers change, and where the meaning stops.
Numerology
📚 The long reads
Apple Is a Sagittarius, Which Explains the Keynotes
Apple went public on December 12, 1980, at $22 a share, and financial astrology treats a first trade as a birth.
Long read
The Gardener: You Plant, You Wait, You Do Not Dig It Up to Check
You plant, you wait, you do not dig it up to check. Mostly.
Long read
The Live Wire: Eleven Tabs and an Opinion About Each
Eleven tabs open, an opinion about each, and a twelfth you have not told anyone about.
Long read
The Magpie: Nine Coins and a Spreadsheet You Will Never Open
You own nine coins, four themes and a spreadsheet you last opened in spring.
Long read
The Vault: Your Patience Has Patience
You picked one thing years ago, you have never said the balance out loud, and you check it about as often as you test the smoke alarm.
Long read
Banks Are Metal, Bling Is Metal, and Your BaZi Chart Knew First
BaZi turns your birth moment into eight characters, names your Day Master, and maps five elements to industries. Banks are Metal. So is bling.
Long read
Bitcoin Is a Capricorn With a Grudge Against Banks
Bitcoin's genesis block timestamps its own birth chart: Capricorn sun, Life Path 6, late Earth Rat, plus the bank-bailout headline buried in block one.
Long read
Berkshire Showed Its Hand, and the New Guy Went All In on a Leo
Berkshire's Q1 2026 filing, Greg Abel's first full quarter: 31 exits, a $2.6B Delta buy, and a 204 percent add to Alphabet, the most Leo chart in the book.
Long read
Five Human Design Types Walk Into a Brokerage Account
Five Human Design Types, five ways of deciding about money. Find out if you respond, wait for the invitation, inform, or sleep on it for a lunar cycle.
Long read
Chai Is 18. Adam Is 45. Your Name Is Next.
Hebrew gematria turns your name into a number, the number into a Tree of Life sphere, and the sphere into a market sector. Chai is 18, Adam is 45.
Long read
Mercury Is in Retrograde and Your Portfolio Would Like a Word
Mercury retrograde hits three or four times a year. Here is what a financial astrology engine actually does with those three weeks, and what it refuses to do.
Long read
SpaceX Is a Gemini. That Explains Everything.
SPCX's first trade on June 12, 2026 gave the biggest IPO ever a natal chart: a Gemini Sun, Taurus Moon, and the luckiest Venus-Jupiter pairing in the sky.
Long read
Tesla Is a Cancer. The Home Battery Makes Sense Now.
Tesla first traded on the Nasdaq on June 29, 2010, at $17 a share, the first American carmaker to go public since Ford in 1956.
Long read
The 24-Degree Wobble That Moved Your Money Houses
A 24-degree wobble separates Vedic charts from Western ones. Meet the dhana and labha wealth houses of Jyotish and see why your sidereal sectors differ.
Long read
Warren Buffett Is a Virgo. Of Course He Is.
Warren Buffett's birth chart carries a rare Rodden A rating. Virgo sun, Life Path 6, Metal Horse, next to what he actually bought. The receipts are fun.
Long read
Every piece teaches a real mechanism and carries the honesty the brand is built on, so you leave smarter, not sold. Windows and readings are tradition and reflection, never a forecast of price.